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funeraldreams: and put it in your pocket; never let it fade away~
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gasaii: Credit
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pastelletta: No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.
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#no face aka my sugar daddy  
fackingmoarkewkies: fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.  GET SOME FRUIT. BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.  BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE. PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.  NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.  YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?  TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.  I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.  FUCK.  WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’ IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.  NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.  TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.  Calm down, Karkat
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#recipe  
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omg so i watched star trek last night

AND THE MOST SASSIEST COUPLE OF THE YEARRR GOESSS TOOO

Uhura and Spock! LOL!

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#life  #omg me and my boyfriend wanna cosplay them  #they are our spirit animals bYE  
i&#8217;M MINA AND THIS IS JACKASS.
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#arayyofsunshine